Homestuck: The Action Movie

I bet Gamzee really did achieve godtier and any minute now he’ll come back and be all better but the bullets will still be in him and he’ll go PTOO PTOO PTOO and the bullets will fly out of his mouth like it’s a machine gun and shoot Caliborn all like kaPWSHCSHCSHH and paradox space will be saaaaaaaaved!

ACT 6 ACT 4

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It looks like Jack counts in base some-multiple-of-7.

I thought he was counting weeks?

That could well be. He did have a job after all, and by extension a schedule.

That raises some interesting (re: unimportant) implications though, that he has a 7-day cycle. Does he have specific tasks that he only has to do every 7 days? Or maybe he worked the equivalent of Monday-to-Friday and got weekends off, like a 40-hour week on Earth would be? I wonder what Jack does with his weekends.

Maybe I’ll make a comic about Jack enjoying his weekends.

ACT 6 ACT 4

It looks like Jack counts in base some-multiple-of-7.

Making a Comic

I’m drawing a Homestuck comic that’s about hair.

But not in the way that you think.

I don’t even know what you think it is, but I can say with some confidence that it isn’t that.

GUESS WHAT GUYS

IT’S A PICTURE OF A NOT-HOMESTUCK THING.

There you have it: The Other Guy as Bane.

Hopefully you guys are all cool with pastel-coloured overweight superheroes mixed into your Homestuck art; I know I sure am! (Also I’ll probably be making more Baman Piderman stuff in the future too, so there’s that.)

Shortest Game Ever

If you squint at it through an orange filter, this might look like a Halloween thing.

link to dA

Happy Halloween!

I’m going to upload an animation that has nothing to do with Halloween at all! woooOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOO

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Well after an insane amount of hullabaloo and a lot of me laying face down on the floor weeping, the Halloween Baman Piderman special, “Ghost Night” is now up!

This is the longest short Alex and I have made together like this; two minutes longer then the previous longest Baman Piderman episode! I learned so much from it, and I hope it will be spookily enjoyable for everyone.

Best as always,

Lindsay + Alex

This is the best episode yet! I declare that 10/25 shall henceforth be called That-Day-When-Crazy-Awesome-Long-Flash-Animations-Are-Released Day, or something to that effect.

My favourite part was definitely the skeleton mirror. I did a double-take after that and went “Wait - Baman has a skeleton?”

At which point I re-watched it and saw that in place of ribs and hips and a spine, Baman, unlike the others, just has a bunch of disconnected bones floating in the volume of his torso.

This show is brilliant.

(Actually, that scene is also my favourite for how much else it reveals. 1: Piderman isn’t big-boned. With a better metabolism, he’d probably be built like Pumkin. 2: Pumkin either has vestigial facebones, or those carvings went pretty deep. 3: Squib’s been raiding the fridge.)

Also, Pumkin’s half-asleep dream-visions pay off after a whole season- You know what, I’m rambling now. Just watch the episode, everybody.

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Have you ever drawn something, stepped back and gone “Where the hell did I get this idea?”

Well, here’s a comic with John and Dave as Giovanni and Davide, the rival space chefs.

yum.

Totally making something. And if it never gets done, I was still totally making something.

Back in Action

Here, I’ve shamelessly defaced one of my greatest works of art. And to think that high-end MS-painting of Angrybackwardscancersymbolkat could have made me a trillionaire.

But as you can see, my computer’s back.

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Baman Piderman and Dick Figures crossover! It’s what the world never knew it so badly needed till this beautiful moment!

This is soooooo cute I love it, haha. All the DF animation done, of course, lovingly by the bros over at Six Point Harness. Special guest appearance furnished by Small-Butera enterprises; a totally real not made up studio.

If you’re not following the Dick Figures crew on tumbles you should because they are some rad folks; like Lynn, Ed, and Zack.

WOOT

Pumkin is the perfect ambassador for the Baman Piderman universe. I’ll bet he volunteered himself for the universe-jump to spare the more impressionable ones. Piderman, you don’t need to know the new words you’d hear there.

But Pumkin and Blue seem like peas in a pod. They should start a book club.

WAITING WAITING WAITING

Of course this happens. Of course Homestuck updates with a bunch of new characters and I get a million new ideas WHILE I DON’T HAVE ANY DRAWING PROGRAMS.

Might get back today though. Fingers crossed.

Computer’s getting fixed

So I don’t have Flash for a while. I should probably hook up my Wacom tablet to this laptop I’m using, but until then, have this beautiful image of Karkat. I drew him with MS Paint, a trackpad, and a massive amount of talent.

Eat your heart out, Caliborn!

(Karkat is angry, BTW.)